nathan fillion & john barrowman - how does this romcom not exist?

two middle-aged guys traveling the universe 

type-casting

in fifty years, jack gleeson is going to make/play an awesome donald trump

cbs evening news with jake tapper

scott pelley got fired today -- jake tapper should get hired today

david harbour = cable

the most obvious/perfect comic book superhero movie casting since cumberbatch/strange

patrick mahomes ii, rookie quarterback, cleveland browns

the dude is other level special! there are times he looks like the lovechild of brett favre & ben roethlisberger (minus the sexual harassment and rape)

eric berry, cleveland browns

(1) the dude says he won't play under the franchise tag again
(2) the chiefs have almost no salary cap money to pay him
(3) the browns have more salary cap money than anybody
(4) safety is cleveland's most glaring defensive need (especially if they draft a pass-rusher)
(5) he's arguably the best safety in the nfl
(6) he's inarguably the most inspiring player in the nfl
(7) he just turned 28 yo

re-sealable original packaging

action figures should not face the limited two options of either: (1) joyful play or (2) a lifetime of plastic/cardboard imprisonment/safety - it is time for a third way