bruce arians, head football coach of the cleveland browns

in 2012 he was "head coach of the year" with the colts, before that he coached the offense for the pittsburgh steelers from 2004 to 2011, and before that he was offensive coordinator of the cleveland browns from 2001 to 2003 (which happens to be the last time the browns made the playoffs) - so yeah, like hire this dude already